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One day a florist went to his barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.” The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber arrived at his shop the next morning, there was a thank-you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a policeman came in for a haircut, and when he tried to pay his bill, the barber again replied, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.” The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a thank-you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then the district Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he tried to pay his bill, the barber again replied, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.” The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The following morning, when the barber approached his front door, he saw a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for free haircuts.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!

– Author Unknown

The following is a plan for the secession of Texas from the USA.

• Negotiate with the State of Oklahoma to secede from the USA and join the New Republic of Texas.
• Negotiate with the State of New Mexico to secede from the USA and join the New Republic of Texas.
• Negotiate with the Mexican State of Chihuahua to secede from Mexico and join the New Republic of Texas.
• Negotiate with the Mexican State of Coahuila to secede from Mexico and join the New Republic of Texas.
• Create a Declaration of Independence.
• Submit the Declaration of Independence to the USA President, Congress, Supreme Court.
• Submit the Declaration of Independence to the United Nations and request membership as the “New Republic of Texas".
• Immediately OPEN the borders to anyone who desires to become a citizen of the New Republic of Texas, thus creating an influx of people from the USA and Mexico.
• Notify the USA they have 30 days to remove their property from within the borders of the New Republic of Texas, after 30 days anything remaining within the borders becomes the property of the New Republic of Texas.
• Initiate a Constitutional Convention to create a constitution for the New Republic of Texas.

Immediately opening the borders will cause a massive influx of people from the USA and Mexico seeking economic, religious, political, and personal freedom. This will have multiple benefits with regard to the secession. The USA government will be hesitant to appear racist or oppressive toward the Mexican people pouring into the New Republic of Texas. Without a large influx of Mexican people, the USA government would be more likely to use military force to stop the secession.

The unknown entity will be the Mexican government reaction. The likely solution to appease the Mexican government will be to pay-off the government officials. In exchange for the pay-off, an endorsement and state recognition would need to be obtained.

If I want to run for president, how many votes am I going to need to be elected? Here is what I know to be true:

32% of the total population will always support the Democrat regardless of who they have deceived, robbed, cheated, injured or killed.

32% of the total population will always support the Republican regardless of who they have deceived, robbed, cheated, injured or killed.

That is a total of 64% of the total population, which leaves 36%. But I don’t need the votes of the entire 36%, I only need half of that plus 1 vote. So out of the total population, I only need the support of 18% + 1. However, in the years with the very heaviest voter turnout, only about half of the eligible voters will actually vote.

Which means that I only need to pursuade 9% +1 of the total population to vote for me to become President of the United States.

Doing some quick math on the estimated amount of money that will be spent in the next Presidential election which is $1.5B:

9% of 300,000,000 people is: 27,000,000 voters

$1.5B / 27,000,000 voters = $55 per vote

Success is not a birthright or the result of your education. Success is the result of determination and persistence. – me

Liberals want to give a man a fish so he can eat for a day; Conservatives want to teach the man to fish so he can eat for a lifetime.